Joke time http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/-t1.htm Relax and enjoy. Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:49:37 GMT 10 Joke time http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/9551/61888339.gif http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/-t1.htm Handsome Dogs ..... http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/handsome-dogs-t3226.htm arvin.bartolome Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, “The first one who can ... Joke time Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:49:37 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/handsome-dogs-t3226.htm#81697 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/handsome-dogs-t3226.htm Pasahe http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/pasahe-t3189.htm arvin.bartolome Sa Isang Jeep Pasahero: Mama, Magkano Po Yung Pasahe? Driver: 7.50 Yung Minimum Pasahero: (Dumukot Ito Sa Bulsa Para Kunin Yung Pera Niya, Ngunit sa Di Sinasadyang Dahilan Kulang Yung Pamasahe Niya.) Patay, Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Paano Kaya Ito? (Nag Isip Ito At Lumingon Sa Driver. Napansin Niya Na Duling Ito. Sabi Niya Sa Kanyang Sarili, Tama Duling Yung Driver Sigurado Pag Nagbigay Ako Ng 3.75 di Niya Mapapansin Na Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Kasi Doble Yung Paningin Nito. Inabot Niya Sa ... Joke time Wed, 26 Aug 2009 09:19:49 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/pasahe-t3189.htm#80877 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/pasahe-t3189.htm W O W . . . . . http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/w-o-w---t3183.htm arvin.bartolome ISANG MATRONA ANG UMARKILA NG LALAKING STRIPPER...HABANG SUMASAYAN ANG LALAKING STRIPPER HINUBAD NYA ANG KANYANG DAMIT..MATRONA:WOWW DYNAMITE!!! HINUBAD ANG KANYANG PANTALON.MATRONA:WOWWW DYNAMITE!!!! HINUBAD ANG KANYANG BRIEF MATRONA:ANO YAN MITSA!!!! Joke time Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:58:19 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/w-o-w---t3183.htm#80730 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/w-o-w---t3183.htm Usapan ng dalawang mayabang… http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/usapan-ng-dalawang-mayabang-t3107.htm arvin.bartolome Tomas: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala niya ang dyaryo sa akin.
Diego: Alam ko.
Tomas: Ha? Paano mo nalaman?
Diego: Ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko ]]> Joke time Sun, 28 Jun 2009 23:01:50 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/usapan-ng-dalawang-mayabang-t3107.htm#79409 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/usapan-ng-dalawang-mayabang-t3107.htm napaka bobo daw .... http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/napaka-bobo-daw-t3050.htm arvin.bartolome Teacher : class, tumayo na dito kung sino ang bobo?

tumayong student : mam' may sasabihin po ako sa inyo

Teacher: inaamin mo bang bobo ka?

tumayong student: hindi po mam naawa lang po ako sa inyo kasi kayo lang po ang nakatayo
]]> Joke time Sun, 21 Jun 2009 09:06:08 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/napaka-bobo-daw-t3050.htm#79074 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/napaka-bobo-daw-t3050.htm More Jokes http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/more-jokes-t2836.htm mhon as usual... napulot ko lang hehehe... Paano humamon ng AWAY ang... BULAG? Magpakita kayo mga Duwag! DULING? Isa Isa Lang! para patas ang Laban! PILAY? Patay kung Patay! Walang Takbuhan! AMO: day, gamitin mo itong chalk pamatay ng ipis, sulat mo sa pader. Maid: yis ati! NEXT DAY ... nagulat ang amo, nakasulat sa pader: EPES MAMATAY KAUNG LAHAT! SYET PAKYO! Boy: Di na tuloy ang kasal natin Girl: Bakit?! Boy: Kuya mo kasi eh! Girl: Hindi no! Gusto ... Joke time Sat, 30 May 2009 14:10:13 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/more-jokes-t2836.htm#77487 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/more-jokes-t2836.htm dyok... dyok... dyok http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/dyok-dyok-dyok-t3104.htm arvin.bartolome Girl: Substitute Po
Doc: Hindi kaya prostitute?
Girl: Hindi Po, mama ko Po ang prostitute at kung may sakit siya ako o yung substitute…. ]]> Joke time Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:46:58 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/dyok-dyok-dyok-t3104.htm#79372 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/dyok-dyok-dyok-t3104.htm Mga Uri ng TaE !! (beware! bawal ang mahina sikmura) http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/mga-uri-ng-tae-beware-bawal-ang-mahina-sikmura-t946.htm Final Fantasy 1. Normal - ung simple lang. brown. buo. di masyado mabantot. generic tae. usually 2-3 lang ang lumalabas na ganito. pag isa lang, sayang ung oras ng pagtae mo. ipunin mo muna bago mo ilabas. pag lumampas ng 3. matakaw ka. 2. Nana - ung may green. kadiri to. kaya di ko na masyado dedescribe. usually may sakit ka pag meron ka neto. 3. Burutot - basag. tubig. minsan one shot lang to. pag upo mo. broooooot. hugas. flush. tayo. tapos. 4. Tubol - malaking malaking ... Joke time Fri, 16 May 2008 11:10:13 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/mga-uri-ng-tae-beware-bawal-ang-mahina-sikmura-t946.htm#20933 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/mga-uri-ng-tae-beware-bawal-ang-mahina-sikmura-t946.htm Spot the Difference!!! http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/spot-the-difference-t2995.htm pophoney
yung mga malulupit dyan lumabas at ipakita ang inyong galing!!

PAMPAWALA NG ANTOK :ganda


SPOT THE DIFFRENCE]]> Joke time Thu, 11 Jun 2009 07:44:07 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/spot-the-difference-t2995.htm#78480 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/spot-the-difference-t2995.htm Disorder in the court http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/disorder-in-the-court-t2334.htm Final Fantasy From a little book called "Disorder in the Court." They're things people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. ************************** Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ************************** Q: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: ... Joke time Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:31:04 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/disorder-in-the-court-t2334.htm#68112 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/disorder-in-the-court-t2334.htm Pinoy jokes http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/pinoy-jokes-t2751.htm Kris Bheng Pampalipas oras lang....... ------------------------------------------------------------ ----- INA: Anak, tawagan mo nga tatay mo sa celfon. Pauwiin mo dito. [pagkatapos tawagan.] ANAK: Nay, babae po ang sumagot. INA: Lintik, sinasabi ko na nga ba, may tinatago yang tatay mo eh! Anong sabi? ANAK: 'You only have zero pesos in your account...' hindi ko na tinapos nay dahil mukhang matapobre. ------------------------------------------------------------ ----- Erap, ... Joke time Fri, 08 May 2009 06:05:53 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/pinoy-jokes-t2751.htm#74715 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/pinoy-jokes-t2751.htm Short and Crazy Pinoy Jokes http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/short-and-crazy-pinoy-jokes-t2793.htm Final Fantasy Pari at Madre Pari: Sister, ikaw ba ang nasa CR? Kunin ko lang toothbrush ko. Sister: Sandali, naka-panty lang ako. Pari: Ok, antay ako. Sister: Pasok na, wala na ako panty! Estudyante Bugaw: Sir, Chicks P1,500 Estudiante! Man: Ganun ba? Hanapan mo ako ng mga P1,000 lang pero mas magaling pa sa estudiante. Bugaw: Meron din, sir. Ang PRINCIPAL ok yun! After the wedding Husband: Sinungaling ka, sabi mo virgin ka! Bakit kagabi maluwag na! Wife: ... Joke time Thu, 21 May 2009 14:37:46 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/short-and-crazy-pinoy-jokes-t2793.htm#76464 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/short-and-crazy-pinoy-jokes-t2793.htm flashlight http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/flashlight-t2498.htm mhon

hope you will like it,..]]> Joke time Sun, 08 Mar 2009 14:39:57 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/flashlight-t2498.htm#70333 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/flashlight-t2498.htm Holy Week Approaching http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/holy-week-approaching-t2458.htm arvin.bartolome

]]> Joke time Mon, 02 Mar 2009 08:23:12 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/holy-week-approaching-t2458.htm#69409 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/holy-week-approaching-t2458.htm Sulat Ni Maria http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/sulat-ni-maria-t2613.htm mira ANG SULAT NI MARIA Registered nurse si Maria sa States.Kasama nya ang kanyang ina na nagpagamot din doon. Namatay ang ina nito. Dahil sa kamahalan ng pasahe pabalik sa Pinas, nagtipid si Maria. Pinauwi na niya ang kabaong ng inang mag-isa. Pagdating ng kabaong, napansin ng mga kapamilya niya na dikit ang mukha ni Nanay sa salamin ng ataul. Nagkomento ang isang anak,"Ay naku!, tignan mo 'yan....hindi sila marunong magayos ng bangkay sa Amerika!" Upang ... Joke time Wed, 01 Apr 2009 00:19:50 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/sulat-ni-maria-t2613.htm#72455 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/sulat-ni-maria-t2613.htm TRAFFIC SIGNS http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/traffic-signs-t2714.htm ana06 I HAVE ALSO A LIST OF THIS BUT IN GERMAN TRAFFIC SIGNS AND TEXT Joke time Sun, 19 Apr 2009 17:04:56 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/traffic-signs-t2714.htm#73577 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/traffic-signs-t2714.htm Forrest Gump in One Minute, in One Take http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/forrest-gump-in-one-minute-in-one-take-t2495.htm arvin.bartolome Joke time Sun, 08 Mar 2009 07:29:47 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/forrest-gump-in-one-minute-in-one-take-t2495.htm#70148 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/forrest-gump-in-one-minute-in-one-take-t2495.htm Sexy Korean http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/sexy-korean-t2448.htm arvin.bartolome Joke time Sat, 28 Feb 2009 23:46:53 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/sexy-korean-t2448.htm#69256 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/sexy-korean-t2448.htm Buti Nga http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/buti-nga-t2353.htm arvin.bartolome
]]> Joke time Tue, 24 Feb 2009 06:29:43 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/buti-nga-t2353.htm#68553 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/buti-nga-t2353.htm romantik husband http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/romantik-husband-t2452.htm arvin.bartolome ]]> Joke time Sun, 01 Mar 2009 07:48:44 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/romantik-husband-t2452.htm#69284 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/romantik-husband-t2452.htm axe aerobics http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/axe-aerobics-t2341.htm arvin.bartolome

]]> Joke time Sun, 22 Feb 2009 05:10:48 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/axe-aerobics-t2341.htm#68325 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/axe-aerobics-t2341.htm hIrAp m PaSswOrd http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/hirap-m-password-t2335.htm arvin.bartolome Joke time Fri, 20 Feb 2009 20:42:24 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/hirap-m-password-t2335.htm#68132 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/hirap-m-password-t2335.htm sExY SpAg http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/sexy-spag-t2314.htm arvin.bartolome
]]> Joke time Fri, 20 Feb 2009 07:43:58 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/sexy-spag-t2314.htm#68035 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/sexy-spag-t2314.htm Battle of the Brainless http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/battle-of-the-brainless-t2333.htm Final Fantasy Ibabalik ko lang itong all time favorite... Host : Ano ang ginagamit na floatation device sa dagat upang hindi ka malunod? Clue : starts with the letter S (salbabida) Beep! Contestant : Sirena? Host : Hinde! Hindi ito babae. Beep! Contestant : Siyokoy? Host : Hindi! Hindi ito lalake. Beep! Contestant : Siyoke? ------------------------------------------ H : Anong hayop sa dagat ang may walong tentacles? Clue: Ang pangalan niya ay nagsisimula sa "Octo" C ... Joke time Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:24:12 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/battle-of-the-brainless-t2333.htm#68111 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/battle-of-the-brainless-t2333.htm funny pictures ;) http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/funny-pictures-t2168.htm ganda wanted! scary dog baygon add burger king ad funny sign Joke time Tue, 03 Feb 2009 06:35:08 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/funny-pictures-t2168.htm#65562 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/funny-pictures-t2168.htm Flight with the Blonde http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/flight-with-the-blonde-t2279.htm mhon A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she willhave to sit in the back. The blonde replies: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here!" The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there ... Joke time Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:04:47 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/flight-with-the-blonde-t2279.htm#67789 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/flight-with-the-blonde-t2279.htm Things You May Not Know http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/things-you-may-not-know-t1909.htm pophoney ICE BREAKER FOR EVERY ONE!! PEACE OUT!! Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.Treasury. ... Joke time Sat, 03 Jan 2009 12:55:09 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/things-you-may-not-know-t1909.htm#60341 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/things-you-may-not-know-t1909.htm Pinoy Shop Names http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/pinoy-shop-names-t1939.htm bunso Aristoback (at the back of Aristocrat) Caintacky Fried Chicken (in Cainta, Rizal) Goldirocks (gravel and sand shop) Pizza Hot (Pizza place) Saudia Hairlines (beauty salon) Side-saki (eatery at the side of Mandarin hotel) Wash & Carry (Laundromat in Makati, near Cash & Carry Supermarket) Wheels Fargo (eatery) Ali Baka (shawarma shop) Holland hopia (owned by Mr Ho, located right next to…..) Poland hopia (owned by Mr. Po, in Chinatown, Manila) Tio Paeng Longganisa Stand (Pampanga) Miki ... Joke time Wed, 07 Jan 2009 08:14:01 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/pinoy-shop-names-t1939.htm#60945 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/pinoy-shop-names-t1939.htm WHOOOH!! SOBRANG HIRAP!!! http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/whoooh-sobrang-hirap-t2235.htm ice_on_fire grabe na ang cost cutting sa amin. stricto na masyado ang management lalo na ang HR. eto yung bagong MEMO oh! ******************************************** DUE TO BUDGET CUTS, THIS IS YOUR NEW CUBICLE EFFECTIVE JANUARY 1, 2009 NEW OFFICE POLICY Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore ... Joke time Wed, 11 Feb 2009 05:34:47 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/whoooh-sobrang-hirap-t2235.htm#66861 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/whoooh-sobrang-hirap-t2235.htm basag http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/basag-t2170.htm kalembang hello po mga ka tambay, gusto ko lang po i share sa inyo tong website na ito: www.basag.tv bagong site kung saan makkapanuod kayo ng mga short videos,na medyo ginawa nilang nakakatawa (libangan ito ng mga young directors sa pinas)Na nangyayari sa pang araw araw ng buhay. Magregister po kayo para makapag comment kayo !! Happy watching Joke time Wed, 04 Feb 2009 07:27:12 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/basag-t2170.htm#65732 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/basag-t2170.htm blind man... http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/blind-man-t1459.htm ersie A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a ... Joke time Fri, 08 Aug 2008 08:22:16 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/blind-man-t1459.htm#36048 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/blind-man-t1459.htm A Story of a girl From UP DILIMAN http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/a-story-of-a-girl-from-up-diliman-t1885.htm pophoney galng pa rin ito sa email ni kafatid. enjoy reading!!! This is a story from University of the Philippines (Diliman) about a young college girl who passed away last month. Her name was Summera. She was hit by a dumper truck. She had a boy friend named Arif. Both of them were true lovers. They always hung on the phone. You could never see her without her cell phone. In fact she also changed her phone from Smart to Globe, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost ... Joke time Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:49:19 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/a-story-of-a-girl-from-up-diliman-t1885.htm#58355 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/a-story-of-a-girl-from-up-diliman-t1885.htm Tipid Tips... http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/tipid-tips-t1950.htm mira Natisod ko lng to!!! Tipid Tips Hay, buhay. Tumaas na naman ang presyo ng langis. Pwedeng limitahan ang suplay ng tubig dahil sa nagbabadyang tagtuyot (Asan na kayo Rosing at Reming? Kailangan namin kayo ngayon. Namimiss na namin ang "NO CLASSES" na dulot niyo). Tataas ang presyo ng bigas at mga gulay dahil sa pagkatigang ng lupa (Matigang na ang lahat, huwag lang ang ating sekslayp). Tataas ang singil sa kuryente kapag nagpatuloy ang tagtuyot hanggang Disyembre. Dapat tayong ... Joke time Sun, 11 Jan 2009 11:00:57 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/tipid-tips-t1950.htm#61551 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/tipid-tips-t1950.htm funny graphics and you'll enjoy this ;) http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/funny-graphics-and-you-ll-enjoy-this-t1781.htm ganda para bago po ko mawala ng ilang araw,lagay lang ako ng bago... Joke time Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:56:15 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/funny-graphics-and-you-ll-enjoy-this-t1781.htm#51550 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/funny-graphics-and-you-ll-enjoy-this-t1781.htm funny graphics and you'll enjoy this <part 3> http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/funny-graphics-and-you-ll-enjoy-this-part-3-t1783.htm ganda Joke time Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:03:14 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/funny-graphics-and-you-ll-enjoy-this-part-3-t1783.htm#51552 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/funny-graphics-and-you-ll-enjoy-this-part-3-t1783.htm The Car http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/the-car-t1934.htm bunso This story happened a few months ago along Tagaytay Road. A guy was left behind by a pack of mountain climbers. They were a large group and the poor guy didn't bring a cellphone. He crashed his bike somewhere between Picnic Grove and DBP. To make things worse, a storm came, forcing him to walk. The guy was on the side of the road, hitch-hiking on a very dark night. Not a car passed by. The wind was so strong and he could hardly see a few meters ahead of him. Suddenly, just before the ... Joke time Wed, 07 Jan 2009 07:51:44 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/the-car-t1934.htm#60940 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/the-car-t1934.htm Exuce me!!!!!! http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/exuce-me-t1936.htm bunso i just want to share sa inyo tong excuse letters. comedy sha. have fun reading it: Excuse Letters These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country. 1. My son is under a doctors care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. (Hala! Sige. Silya elektrika at bitay. Sabay pa! O kaya niyo yun?) 2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. (Pag nag-absent pala papatayin ka...Baka ... Joke time Wed, 07 Jan 2009 08:02:04 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/exuce-me-t1936.htm#60942 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/exuce-me-t1936.htm Napulot na Geen Jokes http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/napulot-na-geen-jokes-t1941.htm mhon Pusa Teacher: Bakit mo dala ang alaga mong pusa? Student:Awa kase po ako e, kase sabi bf ng ate ko kagabi “im going to eat your *****” a BOY & A GIRL A boy pulled down his pants in front of a girl and said “do you have this?” The girl lifted up her skirt and answered “my mom said with this, I can have as many of those as I want!” black condom man: Do you have a black condom? clerk: Why black? man: My kumpare just died and I’m going to visit his widow to extend my deepest ... Joke time Wed, 07 Jan 2009 09:39:54 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/napulot-na-geen-jokes-t1941.htm#60953 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/napulot-na-geen-jokes-t1941.htm Erap vs GMA on Wii Boxing http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/erap-vs-gma-on-wii-boxing-t1940.htm mhon ]]> Joke time Wed, 07 Jan 2009 09:33:02 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/erap-vs-gma-on-wii-boxing-t1940.htm#60952 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/erap-vs-gma-on-wii-boxing-t1940.htm Making a baby. This is hilarious! http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/making-a-baby-this-is-hilarious-t1884.htm pophoney as usual, email pa rin ng kapatid ko sakin. share ko lang Making a baby. This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny. The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring ... Joke time Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:41:50 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/making-a-baby-this-is-hilarious-t1884.htm#58354 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/making-a-baby-this-is-hilarious-t1884.htm "Tenjewberrymuds" http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/tenjewberrymuds-t1882.htm pophoney naloka ako ng husto d2 sa email ng kapatid kong ito sa akin.. d ko alam na napakagaling ko na pala sa language after ko itong maintindihan... hehehehe enjoy at goodluck!! To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2007. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the ... Joke time Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:15:29 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/tenjewberrymuds-t1882.htm#58347 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/tenjewberrymuds-t1882.htm Nakakamatay na Kakornihan http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/nakakamatay-na-kakornihan-t1873.htm Final Fantasy Ano ang ADIDAT? eh di ITNIKERT!! anong kahoy ang marunong lumangoy? edi swimming trunk! eh ano yung "MELT"? ... yun nilalangay sa mewang bakit di mo pwedeng pagkatiwalaan ng sikreto ang bangko? kasi may teller!! Pasahero: Mama, magkano ho hanggang Binondo Kutsero: Kayo lang ho mag-isa? Pasahero: Bakit- hindi ka sasama? Anak: 'Tay! 'Tay! Ako lang nakasagot sa tanong ng titser ko kanina! Tatay: Talaga anak? Ano ba ang tanong ng titser mo? Anak: "Sinong hindi ... Joke time Fri, 19 Dec 2008 10:56:44 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/nakakamatay-na-kakornihan-t1873.htm#57465 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/nakakamatay-na-kakornihan-t1873.htm Defective Parrot http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/defective-parrot-t1433.htm bunso The defective parrot A man is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, 'Golly, I wonder what happened to this parrot?' The parrot says, 'I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot.' 'Holy crap,' the guy replies. 'You actually understood and answered me!' 'I got every word,' says the parrot 'I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird ..' 'Oh yeah?' the man asks, 'Then answer this -- how do you ... Joke time Sun, 03 Aug 2008 09:01:34 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/defective-parrot-t1433.htm#34236 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/defective-parrot-t1433.htm Nakakaloka http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/nakakaloka-t1297.htm bunso Nagtagpo sina Jayson at Justin sa isang bus stop at nag-usap sila. Panay-panay ang emote ni Justin ng mga problema sa kanyang pamilya. Hanggang si Jayson ang nagsalita, "Pare, sa tingin mo, nakaloloko ang mga problema mo sa pamilya mo? Tingnan mo naman ang sitwasyon ko. "Ilang taon na ang nakararaan, nakatagpo ko ang isang biyuda na may isang dalagang anak. "Nagpakasal kami, kaya nagkaroon ako ng isang stepdaughter. Hindi nagtagal, pinakasalan ng ... Joke time Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:41:50 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/nakakaloka-t1297.htm#28581 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/nakakaloka-t1297.htm funny pictures and you'll enjoy this <part 2> http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/funny-pictures-and-you-ll-enjoy-this-part-2-t1782.htm ganda isa pang hirit Joke time Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:01:11 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/funny-pictures-and-you-ll-enjoy-this-part-2-t1782.htm#51551 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/funny-pictures-and-you-ll-enjoy-this-part-2-t1782.htm Spoon daw!!!!!!! http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/spoon-daw-t1778.htm bunso A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization. Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Ken's Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils. I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I ... Joke time Thu, 20 Nov 2008 06:56:24 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/spoon-daw-t1778.htm#51372 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/spoon-daw-t1778.htm Joke Time Again http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/joke-time-again-t1737.htm mira ♥ If the sun had not been made, ako sana ang hottest thing ever created! ♥ If only Adam and Eve were Pinoys, they would not commit original sin. Why? They would ignore the fruit and instead eat the snake. Pulutan dude, anlupet! ♥ Guard: Sir, ID nyo po? Dodong: Eto oh! Guard: i- pin nyo po, sir. Dodong: Grabe naming higpit ditto pati ipin tinitignan. ♥ 3 baliw sa mental ngkwekwen2han: B1: ako presidente dto. B2: wla ka saken,ako si bush, ... Joke time Sat, 08 Nov 2008 14:17:21 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/joke-time-again-t1737.htm#49436 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/joke-time-again-t1737.htm Pagtyagaan nyo na ang joke na to http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/pagtyagaan-nyo-na-ang-joke-na-to-t1715.htm Final Fantasy JUDGE: isa ka palang pusher, kidnapper, gun for hire, gambling lord, swindler at bugaw! Wala ka bang matinong hanapbuhay? ACCUSED: meron po. Pulis po ako ----------- Ama: Kumusta ang pag-aaral mo? Anak: Nag-lesson at test po kami tungkol sa mga manok. Ama: Ano, madali ba? Anak: Chicken na chicken! Ama: Anong grade mo? Anak: Itlog po. ----------- Dalawang holdaper sa bangko…. Holdaper #1: Yehey! Mayaman na tayo! Holdaper #2: Bilangin mo na! Holdaper: Gago! ... Joke time Thu, 30 Oct 2008 09:59:59 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/pagtyagaan-nyo-na-ang-joke-na-to-t1715.htm#48563 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/pagtyagaan-nyo-na-ang-joke-na-to-t1715.htm Kanin at buhok http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/kanin-at-buhok-t1673.htm bunso Si Pedro ay kumakain sa isang mamahaling restaurant ng mapansin niya di niya pala dala lahat ng pera niya. Nung busog na siya naka-isip siya ng ideya. PEDRO: Waiter! (galit na galit) WAITER: Bakit ho sir? PEDRO: Di mo ba nakikita na may buhok ang pagakin ko? Di ko babayaran yaan at marumi pala itong restaurant ninyo. Dali-dali namang tumayo si Pedro habang ang waiter ay nagsabi sa manager. Nakita ng manager na halos ubos na ang pagkain ni Pedro kaya may kutob siya na mandurugas lang ... Joke time Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:11:04 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/kanin-at-buhok-t1673.htm#44281 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/kanin-at-buhok-t1673.htm commercial po tayo!! http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/commercial-po-tayo-t1681.htm ana06 http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=zpw0keFpWLg happy hippo and stanley hope you enjoy]]> Joke time Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:35:31 GMT http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/commercial-po-tayo-t1681.htm#44822 http://talkandlaugh.forumotion.com/joke-time-f24/commercial-po-tayo-t1681.htm